A cleaning business has gone viral after listing a suite of unhinged service packages targeting rental inspections, bad breakups, and severe mental health slumps with brutal honesty.
Domestic Damage Control Cleaning has ditched traditional vacuuming rates to offer modern households a raw approach to property maintenance.
The company has options that allow workers to drink alcohol on the job and throw an ex-partner’s belongings from a moving car window.
“Does your house feel like it’s actively kicking your a**? Look no further,” the business owner posted on Reddit.
“I offer a variety of unique cleaning packages designed to accommodate everything from everyday messes to full-blown domestic disasters.”
The company’s priority “Oh S**t” package focuses on getting a home looking presentable as quickly as possible for surprise last-minute guests, overbearing in-laws, and landlords.
For residents facing property division following a bitter relationship breakdown, the business offers a “Post-Breakup Special” that combines heavy cleaning with domestic sorting and intensive emotional venting.
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A cleaning business has gone viral after listing a suite of unhinged service packages. Picture: Reddit/PhotoshopRequest
Domestic Damage Control Cleaning has ditched traditional vacuuming rates to offer modern households a raw approach to property maintenance. Picture: Reddit/PhotoshopRequest
The relationship package includes standard cleaning, laundry and the sorting of an ex-partner’s belongings, with the operator noting staff will “gossip about them during” the shift.
Desperate clients can also select upgrade options allowing them to ceremonially burn physical reminders of their ex with the cleaning worker.
The service specification notes the cleaner will personally return any remaining property to the former partner by launching the items from a car window.
The operator has also introduced a “Depression Recovery Package” explicitly tailored for residents recovering from severe mental health slumps.
The tier focuses on heavy household recovery — including dishes, laundry, trash removal and vacuuming — with a strict policy of zero judgment. It operates alongside an “ADHD Special”.
The service pairs standard cleaning with hands-on organisation assistance to help clients tackle domestic projects they have deferred.
For property owners seeking extreme eccentricity, the business offers deep-cleaning tiers performed in full pop-culture costumes.
A “Hamburglar” package features a standard clean performed while the worker is dressed as the McDonald’s character, with hourly pricing based on the size of the home and “how much you appreciate the costume”.
A separate “Minion Deluxe” package promises deep cleaning executed under a complete character commitment where the client can boss the worker around like the animated villain Gru.
One social media user uploaded a mock-up image of the worker dressed as the Hamburglar. Picture: Reddit/PhotoshopRequest
The company’s most volatile tier, titled “Drinking on the Job”, introduces an extreme workspace environment where the cleaner downs a Jägerbomb and gives the client a fist bump for every three completed tasks on the checklist.
The operator noted they can execute standard deep cleans while heavily drunk at a client’s request, and remained open to securing a rabies shot to facilitate the company’s comprehensive “Pet Package”.
The unusual business model garnered significant attention online, sparking intense tracking from the public.
“Is something like this what you’re looking for? Let me know if you have any ideas or changes,” one person wrote, uploading a mock-up image of the worker dressed as the Hamburglar.
Other users immediately demanded direct message links to book the services to handle upcoming inspections, while some compared the intense cleaning approach to the cartoon character Dexter’s mother.
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